Having been involved with several careers over my relatively short but already extraordinary convoluted time in this best of all possible worlds (ice cream manufacturer,customer service agent,barman,company secretary,Father Christmas to name a few) I am at the moment the proprietor of the clothing shop Proletariart and desinger of its high-end limited edition garments whose designs are based around political and protest art.Located in the West End of Glasgow,Proletariart will be launching a website at some time in the near future...apparently.When it does finally work it'll be at www.proletariart.com Apart from work I have a keen interest in the works of Professor Tolkien and a healthy obsession with classic British television (particularly variety) on which subject I write regularly for various publications and websites.I am currently the world's leading authority on the '70s television variety show 'The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club' a position of pre-eminence I have gained through diligent study and there being no-one else who either remembers it or knows anything about it at all.

Currently a clothing designer (possibly the most ludicrous development in world events of 2004)

Concert Chairman at the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club Online (affiliated), film and telly columnist for the Glasgow University Magazine and The Digger (an independant news magazine for Glasgow), member of the shadowy cabal behind popular nostalgia website TV Cream and (sort of) regular telly and radio pundit.